Because I told you to buy lemon curd, Woodhouse. Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 2 Episode 3: "Blood Test"
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Archer
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Archer Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Cyril: Ever since Lana and I broke up, I take solace in food.
Archer: Well keep your chins up, all eleven of them.

What do you even do here? Sit on your ass and analyze data? Well I'm a field agent, Isaac Newton. I risk my life. So yeah, I do deserve the best space in the parking garage. Like it would kill you to roll fifty feet? The stupid thing's electric.

Archer