Berta, have you seen Charlie? He's not in his bed? No. Pas...
Alan: Berta, have you seen Charlie?
Berta: He's not in his bed?
Berta: Passed out on the bathroom floor?
Berta: Rubbing oil on the volleyball girls?
Berta: Well, that just leaves the bars, hospitals, and jails. I'll go get the Yellow Pages.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4: "City of Great Racks"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Berta
- Related Quotes:
- Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger