Berta, have you seen Charlie? He's not in his bed? No. Pas...
Alan: Berta, have you seen Charlie?
Berta: He's not in his bed?
Berta: Passed out on the bathroom floor?
Berta: Rubbing oil on the volleyball girls?
Berta: Well, that just leaves the bars, hospitals, and jails. I'll go get the Yellow Pages.
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Berta
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4: "City of Great Racks"
- Two and a Half Men
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Jake: I started algebra.
Alan: Oh, really? How do you like it?
Jake: Eh, I don't get it at all, but the teacher's really hot.
Jake: Yeah, she's got some really great racks.
Alan: Um, don't you mean "rack"?
Jake: No, she's got two, and they're ginormous!
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