But Chef, when IS the right time for us to start having sex? I...
Stan: But Chef, when IS the right time for us to start having sex?
Chef: It's very simple, children; The right time to start having sex isseventeen.
Sheila: So, you mean seventeen as long as you're in love?
Chef: Nope, just seventeen.
Gerald: But what if you're not ready at seventeen?
Chef: Seventeen. You're ready.
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Chef, Sheila Broflovski
- South Park Season 5 Episode 7: "Proper Condom Use"
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