Quotes
If I need to deal with coach crazy, I need to see Dr. D.
TK
Are you going to be the kid who keeps getting kicked out of class or are you going to get with the program?
Matt
Velcro is for people under 8 and over 80, not for pro-athletes.
Coach
The savior has arrived.
Connor McClane
Good thing our vacation plans coincided with your nervous breakdown.
Jeanette
The therapist / client privilege is not an option like coleslaw or potato salad. It is an iron clad rule.
Dani
The only constant in football Dani, is change.
Matt
I don't want her to beat herself up for the rest of her life. She'll end up in porn.
Sadie
Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!
There's this thing called a double date, and it's what you do with your friends when you can actually be seen in public with the person you're going out with.
Emily
You what to know what I think? I think you're lucky that we're not beating the crap out of you.
Emily
Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.