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Hank: Get me a strainer, I'll clean it up, I'll make it nice.
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Hank: Revenge is a dish best served with my d**k.
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Hank: I look like a f**king FBI agent.
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Pete: Who loves you, Nicky!
Nick: I love you, Petey!
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Frank Sinatra Jr.: You fantastic idiots. You have the finest, most successful law practice in the whole state of Nevada and you want to blow it. You want to destroy it. Don't you guys realize you two make each other possible?
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Nick: Damn. We're good together.
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Zoe: Wait. I just bought you shoes made out of baby cows?
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Nick: Zoe, I have missed you every second that you've been gone.
Zoe: Oh yeah? What about Honeybee?
Nick: "Uh, hello. I'm not in the office today because I've been fired." You're the best.
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Nick: I bet I can beat your Pontiac in my Cadillac.
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Zoe: I think you're missing a button, little sister.
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