Recent Quotes (Page 1403)

Syrio: What do we say to the God of death.
Arya: Not today.
Syrio: Go.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Derek: You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Girl: Can someone tell me how new girl is here all of five minutes and she's already hanging out with Lydia's click?
Stiles: Because she's hot. Beautiful people heard together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: That was close. Just won a hundred bucks. Woo!
 • Rating: Unrated

Owen: You dug this big ass hole, and you're gonna fill it up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Owen: You can't take away a guy's sale because he's a d**k. Otherwise you'd still have zero.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terry: You're Jordan, but when he played for the Wizards.
Marcus: You're Jordan when he played for the White Sox.
 • Rating: Unrated

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