Recent Quotes (Page 1985)

Brass: So, Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners?
Greg: Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
Brass: You mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
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Doc Robbins: She was the victim of fowl play.
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Brass: I'll need to verify that. How do I get a hold of Betsy?
Suspect: You got a credit card? It'll only cost you 4.99 a minute.
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Doc Robbins: In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.
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Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous
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Darryl [to Michael]: What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
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Dwight: Did I truck three hundred bails of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.
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Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Jim: No.
Pam: Well, you like that!
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Oscar: How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
Ryan: We have nine solid days. I love these questions, keep 'em coming.
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