Recent Quotes (Page 3096)

Alan: You stole drugs from your son?
Lyndsay: It's only fair, he stole my youth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I've got five tickets to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Ted: That is awesome!
Barney: You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers?
Marshall: Not at all!
Ted: But we're assuming it's some sort of sporting event putting robots ... against wrestlers!
Barney: That's exactly what it is!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lyndsay: It's like the horse head scene in The Godfather.
Alan: Could be worse. Could be the prom scene from Carrie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Berta: I miss the 80's but you don't see me snorting blow of a DeLorean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Like every great general, I have contingency plans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Chuck: What brings you and your mid-level entourage?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wheaton: Embrace the Dark Side!
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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