I already gave Oliver money for popsicles so suck it.


You ever notice the more you try to avoid somebody the hotter she looks?


I'm having Jamie flashbacks. She's still stalking me. Every time I see her it's like she's lost more of her marbles and I half think they're falling into her bra, I swear to God.


This is a grief bouquet. Not flowers.


Gigi: Did you ever hear of the story of Jonah and the Whale?
Johnny: Yeah, I think I saw it. That was that pretentious indie flick with Jeff Daniels as the asshole dad in Brooklyn?

Flash: Think how dope that story would be. Lead guitar player shoots lead singer. It would make the Stones and Aerosmith look like total pussies.
Ava: Suck on that, Oasis.
Rehab: So typical. Why can’t the bass player be the one who shoots the guy?

I just dropped dead and came back to life, I think I deserve a little party.


Julia: Look at us! Two former enemies drinking at the end of the world.
Big Jim: Former?

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Julia: I never knew what it looked like to be safe or in love until I met Barbie.
Big Jim: Look how that turned out.

Oh, I wasn't wrong. The dome's here to protect. It's just not here to protect us.


Christine is trying to keep us from having emotions because when our feelings surface, so does our humanity.


Julia: Here boy. Indy.
Big Jim: That all you got? You gotta put your gut into it. INDY!!
Julia: He's a dog. He can hear us. I'm trying not to scare him away.
Big Jim: Indy's not a liberal. He doesn't get scared at everything. INDY!!
Julia: INDY!!!

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