I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.Homer
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Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.Lisa
You call that a left testicle, Toot?Mo
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If a guy is good looking and crazy and an asshole, I've dated him.Claudia
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When I moved out of the penthouse suite of Nene's ass, I think she moved in.Cynthia
What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?!Lockhart
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This is not who we are. This is not who you are. Please. Please. Please, Saul. Get up. Get up. God dammit. Get up, get up. Please, please. No more dying. I wanna go home.Carrie
Carrie: I promised Mira I was bringing you home.
Saul: You think I wanna go home? You said this wouldn't happen. You promised me no exchange.
Carrie: I couldn't let you die.
Saul: It wasn't up to you. It wasn't your call. You think I can live with this? I can't even look at it.
Carrie: Saul, listen to me.
Saul: No, you listen. Do not give them those prisoners. Do not give them one prisoner. Just go. Go!
Carrie: I'm not leaving without you.
Saul: Then we both die here.
Carrie: Both? What about the boy?
Saul: What about him? He said his prayers. He thinks he's goin' to fuckin' heaven.
You tell Haqqani anything happens to Saul we execute the prisoners right here, right now. Tell him.Carrie
You are finished here, you understand? You are finished everywhere.Martha
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Carrie: I'm authorized to kill U.S. citizens on the battlefield, you mother fucker, don't think I can't do whatever is required. Don't think that I won't.
Dennis: Go to hell.
Carrie: You know what Dennis? You just fucked yourself.
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Carrie: You know who that is? That's your friend, Sandy Bachman.
Dennis: Oh my God.
Carrie: Better look quick. Soon he hasn't got a face. You think we behave badly? This is how the other side behaves. These are the people that you're in bed with. These are the people that you're spying for.
Carrie: Yes. Killing a CIA Station Chief? That's a big deal, Dennis. That is a very big deal. Nobody, not even the ISI would do something lightly. It means they are protecting another agenda. It means, almost certainly, American lives are at stake. Whether here or in Afghanistan or back at home. Do you understand what I'm telling you?