Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

The Navy better have deep pockets!

Dr. Stanley

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're Slippin' Jimmy. And Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.

Chuck

Rowan: You made a decision that changed the course of my whole damn life, and I didn't even know you.
Tommy: I loved you the minute I saw you.

Leon: Lazarus' sisters begged Christ to bring him back.
Helen: And that is my point. He shouldn't have listened. The finality is for a reason, Pastor. Don't you think? I mean, to just go on and on and we... oh that would be excruciating. How do you organize a life with no death to define it?

Helen: I heard your sermon. You seem like a nice man. Why would you lie to all those people, promising them an afterlife you can't possibly know exists?
Leon: And you can't know it doesn't.
Helen: Oh yeah, wanna bet?
Leon: Faith is the substance of things hoped for. The evidence of things not seen.

I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again, but you took soemthing that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You are now a criminal. Good one, bad one, that's up to you.

Mike

You do know I'm a doctor, not a puppeteer.

Lanie