Amanda: This guy's behind everything.
Ash: That's an overstatement.

Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.

Pablo

Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!

Skeleton

Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?

Ash

Nurse Christy Kane: [defiantly] Occultatem Libera!
Meisner: You know, I'm getting a little sick of hearing that.

Are you kidding me? A twenty-foot-tall rat-zilla that can't be stopped? I mean, where's a thing like that gonna hide?

Monroe

Hank: How do you want to deal with this?
Nick: Let's see if I can piss someone off.
Hank: Sounds like a plan!

[regarding Trubel] Someone's gone through a lot of trouble -- the other kind of trouble -- to make Lauren Cole seem real.

Wu

I knew if I could just get to you it would be okay...

Trubel

Love is never simple. Not that I'm any expert.

Greer [to Leith]

Mary: Are you wearing mink-lined boots?
Catherine: Well if I have to run I want to look good doing it.

It tells me that you're not too bright when it comes to women. Don't feel bad though, it runs in the family. I had to learn it the hard way, that's why I can make the hard choices.

Victor