I think if you open up Betsey's mind, there's a circus going on.

Tony

I don't know why you're looking at me? I am mad charitable. I donated 2 cans of soup to get into a Katy Perry Q&A.

Mindy

Well, it's obvious that you've got dancing in your blood. Unfortunately, it hasn't reached your feet.

Len

She says you're like a thirsty camel in a desert oasis and I don't know if she's referring to your technique or...?

Peter

If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Casstellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would've said, "Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?"

Danny

You here to beat up on me some more? Get in line I've got people who hate me on every continent.

John Ross

My father's feud with the Ewings is over but mine is just beginning.

Pamela

If something happens to my granddaughter you and everyone you love will die regretting it.

Judith

The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.

Winston

When did one on one sex become old fashioned?

Nick

I'm gonna Biden his ass!

Jess

We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!

Schmidt
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