Jessica: And we have been invited to the chamber of commerce charity fundraising event. It's in a country club!
Louis: Why are you so excited about a country club?
Jessica: Because of Caddyshack. It's my favorite movie set in a country club. I've always wanted to go to one. "Spaulding get your foot off the boat!" It's so much yelling. It's so good.
Mitch: One blooming onion.
Louis: Uh, Mitch, I think you meant to say one booming onion. Blooming onion is the intellectual property of one less good restaurant.
Eddie: I'll cut ya! Headbutt ya! (rapping)
Emery: Mom! Eddie's rapping at my always-there bear.
Eddie: Did they give you that pin for narcing?
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Mack: I have visual confirmation. Fury's toolbox is locked in Coulson's office.
Bobbi: Did you manage to wrangle the blueprints from the base?
Mack: Yeah, we're almost good to go.
Bobbi: Okay, I'll make contact soon.
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You survived the destruction because you caused it.Fitz
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May: They'll never take us alive; really? A little over the top, don't you think?
Coulson: I only had a day to come up with this whole thing. Besides, if I let you write the script no one would say anything.
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Fitz: Well it's not good to keep things to yourself Mack. I know what you're going through.
Mack: Really? You know what it's like to lose control? To be trapped inside your own body unable to tell it what to do? To watch yourself hurt the people that you care about?
Mack: I'm sorry buddy.
Fitz: It's okay.
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Skye: I keep thinking Trip is going to come see me. Make fun of me for being stuck in quarantine. Call me a goldfish or hamster or something. And every time I wake up, I remember all over again. I just can't believe he's not coming back. He should not have been down there.
Coulson: You both went in for a good reason. To prevent Hydra from starting a cataclysm.
Skye: He was trying to save me.
Couslon: He may have saved all of us. The Obelisk triggered a massive earthquake. Imagine how much worse it could have been if he hadn't destroyed it? He died a hero.
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What I saw was me at my ugliest.Kim Richards
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(to Kim) You're a scary vicious human being.Eileen Davidson
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I don't understand this prostitution rationale. I don't think you need a dick in your mouth to put food in their mouth. Sorry, just saying.Lisa Vanderpump
We’re going to celebrate. We’re going to have fun. We’re going to get naughty.Lisa Vanderpump