Recent Quotes (Page 9)

Peter: Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
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Stewie: Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.
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Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.
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Tom Tucker: That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get d**k.
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Stewie: Stay away from my brother's butt.
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Quagmire: Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
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Stewie: Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!
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Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!
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Clive Crowley: After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.
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Clive Crowley (British Tom Tucker): A man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.
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