You guys are so naive, it's never nothing!Charles
Who cares about a kiss. Call me if you grab each other's asses.Rosa
Charles: Why are you being weird?
Jake: Amy and I kissed.
Amy: To keep our cover from being being blown, we didn't have a choice.
Charles: Tell me EVERYTHING!!
Jake: We were just looking for a place to -
Jake: Yep. Boink. That's my preferred term for it as well.
Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original.
Holt: Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat.
Now get me Madeline! And a bucket of water. It's time to melt a witch.Holt
I'll distract the file clerk. Apparently he's really into bird-watching, so talking to a woman should blow his mind. And talking to this woman? It could kill him.Gina
Amy: What do you have to do?
Jake: (dejected) Don Johnson it.
Charles: (excited) Don Johnson it!
Holt: Are you with me?
Terry: Oh hell yeah!
Gina: I'm turning my phone on to airplane mode.
Terry: Oh my gosh, she doesn't even do that on airplanes!
Madeleine's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and she can be defeated.Holt
Jake: You remember when you told me that you didn't want to date cops? (bad Jamaican accent) Dat really bum me out, mon!"
Jake: Yeah, that was a bad choice, I'm much better at German.
Okay, look, the reason I didn't want to work with you...can I do this in an accent so that I can undercut some of the awkwardness I'm feeling?Jake