Recent Quotes (Page 11)
Leslie: Ma'am, the next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.
Evelyn: Great.
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Evelyn: Let's be honest. Animal control is not the most effective branch of our government.
Leslie: They're a bunch of burned-out morons.
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Leslie: Fairway Frank is this awful possum who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course. And he's actually number three on the Parks Department's most wanted pest list, right behind the bats who like to poop on the bell tower and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.
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Leslie: Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you.
Evelyn: Excuse me?
Leslie: Meeting you.
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Ann: I'm paying April fifty bucks to watch my house while I'm away. I would have asked Leslie but I've seen the way she takes care of her house.
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Ann: Here are the keys. And remember...
April: I know. Don't let Tom make a copy.
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Donna: I'll take it.
Ann: Donna, there's a camera in it.
Donna: I know.
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Ann: OK, this is one of those nanny cam teddy bears, isn't it?
Tom: What? No, it's a regular camera-less teddy bear. Just put it in your bedroom. Don't even think about it.
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Tom: Happy belated Valentine's Day.
Ann: Valentine's Day was a month ago. Why are you giving it to me now?
Tom: Whatever. Happy early Valentine's Day.
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Homer: If you're out of my sight, you must constantly twitter me what you're up to, even though I don't know what twitter is and I have no desire to find out.
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Evelyn: Great.
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Evelyn: Let's be honest. Animal control is not the most effective branch of our government.
Leslie: They're a bunch of burned-out morons.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Leslie: Fairway Frank is this awful possum who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course. And he's actually number three on the Parks Department's most wanted pest list, right behind the bats who like to poop on the bell tower and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Leslie: Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you.
Evelyn: Excuse me?
Leslie: Meeting you.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ann: I'm paying April fifty bucks to watch my house while I'm away. I would have asked Leslie but I've seen the way she takes care of her house.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ann: Here are the keys. And remember...
April: I know. Don't let Tom make a copy.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Donna: I'll take it.
Ann: Donna, there's a camera in it.
Donna: I know.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ann: OK, this is one of those nanny cam teddy bears, isn't it?
Tom: What? No, it's a regular camera-less teddy bear. Just put it in your bedroom. Don't even think about it.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tom: Happy belated Valentine's Day.
Ann: Valentine's Day was a month ago. Why are you giving it to me now?
Tom: Whatever. Happy early Valentine's Day.
• Show: Parks and Recreation • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Homer: If you're out of my sight, you must constantly twitter me what you're up to, even though I don't know what twitter is and I have no desire to find out.
• Show: The Simpsons • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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