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Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?
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Tracy: It's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona! Nobody's buying it!
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Wesley: I'm British and charming, and she's got... angles... that work for her.
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Tracy: My addiction to prescription glasses! The fact that I suffer from attention deficit disor- Jack, your shoes are shiny!
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Jack: He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
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Jack: Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting, more like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting...
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Tom: Hey, Jerry? April was just double checking the lunch order. Do you want the salmon or the twout?
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Leslie: This is the only copy, and I'm going to destroy it. Right after I watch it one more time. I'm sorry but it is so, good.
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Joan: That segment was a disaster. Don't you ever [expletive] me like that again. This is Pawnee [expletive] Today! Do you know that I bumped a cat that can stand up on his hinders for you?
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Carl: I came on today because I have some very important information to share. I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype.
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