Top Rated Quotes

Steve McGarrett: Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: Every time we get a car, this place turns into a whore house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: How does it feel to be the least-cultured person at a bus station?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Well, looks like Archibald Meatpants is gonna have a fun night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cersei: If you ever call me sister again ill have you strangled in your sleep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyrion: You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Davos: I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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