Favorite Quotes
Trust me Jake, today is not the day you want to start trash talking my partner.
Upton
Nora: I don't know what idiot stuck me at that table but every guy over there is a boring stiff!
Lynette: All of them? What about Jerry? Jerry's fun!
Nora: You mean Mr Fatty-Hair Plug? Oh yeah, he's a blast!
Lynette: How about Steve? You know what, I hear his family has money!
Nora: Well maybe they could all chip in and buy him some deodorant! I'm through with those losers, I'm gonna stay right here with you!
What do you think this is, the fucking movies? Stories don't just stop.
Chace
Rape? Those women wanted to do what they did, they just wanted the pills.
Dr. Conklin
What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?
Danny
I could give you a lap dance right her and no one would notice today.
Kylie
Linus. I would.
Ichabod: My ears shall remain eternally open to you admonition.
Abbie: I don't know what the hell that means. Just say yes.
Now I'm as lost as Macaulay Culkin in New York.
Happy
That theremin has paid for itself time and time again.
Principal Skinner
Mary Jane: Don't you ever miss Atlanta?
PJ: Why would I want to go back to the place where I was twirlin' signs and sellin' weed?
Ash: So Ruby, does this mean I don't have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?
Ruby: It's 200 bucks...
Helen: If I miss my flight ...
Max: You can keep your job.
Helen: Why do you care about me so much?
Max: Because you're a good doctor. Because you bring in patients who would otherwise never go to a public hospital, which helps pay for the patients who can't go anywhere else
Helen: So, it's about money.
Max: It's about care, which is why I can't figure out why you would rather give lectures to semi-retired physicians then actually provide care to patients.
Helen: I'll see you next week.
Max: Come back in 48 hours or don't come back at all.