Top Rated Quotes (Page 205)

Senator Wen: You have quite a history of making, shall we say "questionable decision" the most recent being worm-holing Dr. Martin.
Fargo: No, no, no, I swear we've only just kissed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Warren: That is! I think we have what we need.
Jack: That's it?
Warren: What, were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Jack: Uh, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tao: Holy crap! You got him right between the eyes!
Raydor: Lucky shot. The recoil on these beanbag guns is awful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: Captain Raydor?
Raydor: Chief Johnson?
Brenda: I have a complaint.
Raydor: When have you not?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Yo Grill Master! Are you in my house? I've got a new show for you. It's called 'Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!'
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby Flay: I'm not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Barbra, hi.
Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I like to munch and pee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Judge: Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: F**kin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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