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Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.
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Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.
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Jane: You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.
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Castle: I always liked your legs, but now I respect them.
Beckett: Yours aren't so bad either. For the next police picnic, we should enter the three legged race.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle (to Beckett): You would make a terrible conjoined twin.
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Castle: Don't get up yet, stay in bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sanchez: She's hot sir, but she has opinions.
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Krusty: They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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