Top Rated Quotes (Page 4)

Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cooper: Being a parent, a good parent... that is an all day, every day job, and every single day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: I would hate to see you hurt worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him, don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reagan: The Jets suck!
Chris: Rex Ryan is turning them around!
Reagan: Oh you're a fool!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling ... then Leonard gots to get paid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy [looking at Penny]: You would fetch a unicorn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

University President: I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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