Top Rated Quotes (Page 7)

Mozzie: So how's it going with little miss repo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schmidt [with foreign accent]: Train to Panama all sold out. Must be Mardi Gras!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Remy [to Nick]: You get to be the underpants captain tonight.
Jess: Great choice, Remy. Nick will make a great underpants captain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue [to Emma]: I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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