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Dean: Who designed this thing, NASA!
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Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.
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Lisa: Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you.
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Jamie: Saw my first dead body last night. Of course Danny had to be the one to show it to me.
Erin: If you were twelve he would have made you kiss it.
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Cat: People need to see someone's heart to believe in them. We need to be inspired by people who stand out in the light, not people who shrink into the shadows. We need a good old American hero in red, white and blue. Or at least red and blue.
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Carter: With every great relationship, Lois, comes a great burden...and the strength to carry it.
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Penny: I just run till I'm hungry, and then I stop for a bear claw.
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Wolowitz: Oh look! It's Leonard and R2-D-bag.
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Penny: Honey, have you ever run before?
Sheldon: Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens and one particularly persistent PE teacher determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test.
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Sheldon: I don't understand why you're not enjoying this. Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities, we're like 'Knight Rider.'
Leonard: Except, in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.
Sheldon: You mock the sphincter, but, the sphincter is a class of muscle without which human beings couldn't survive. There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body. How many can you name?
Leonard: I was wrong. This is exactly like Knight Rider
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