Samantha: If Sienna doesn't cooperate, she will be charged with several felonies.
Sienna's father: She's the victim here! She was brainwashed and branded.
Samantha: It doesn't mean she's not responsible.

Lieutenant: Moving those kids bodies... it was too much.
Blaine: Emotionally? Because physically it shouldn't have been too hard.

D'avin: I hope this isn't about the prison talent show.
Johnny: Yeah, we are so not ready.

Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.

Manny

Sterling: I'll take care of Sam and Vincent. 
Murphy: How are you going to do that?
 Sterling: Just trust me

To abduct, kill and dispose of that many victims takes skill and sophistication. But the man in that video looks like he would have a hard time tying his own shoes.

JJ [to Rossi]

Sun Tsu would be impressed.

Elias

Van: Lottie knew he was alive, but Taissa knew where he was.
Tai: No, I didn't know.
Van: You can't deny this anymore. There is something deep inside of you that is connected to all of this.

Look, we can dance all day, but it's time to step up. Are you buying four thousand rubber nipples from me or not?

Donna

Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?

Chuck (to Chase)

Phoebe: I saw dad naked once in the bathroom but I didn't see his thing. I bet you did. Is it big?
Cora: It's a sin to talk that way.
Phoebe: God doesn't mind if you're sick.

Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!