Hank: Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
Charlie: There's no grosser than your mother and father they used to sneak off to do it everywhere. In bathrooms, in utility closets...
Marcy: True, didn't you schlob Hank's knob on a balcony once?

Manson: There's a cop in my head, distracting me, stealing my thoughts, because of you.
Emma: I know, I'm sorry. What can I -- What can I do?
Manson: You can start by making the music man happy so he'll stay. I don't care how. But if he goes, I will care about that.

Wendell: All my life, people like you been using stalls for people like me. I never asked the question, but I'm gonna ask it now. Why?
Morgan: I'm gonna be honest, it always seemed like a little apartment.

My name is Paul Briggs, and I am a heroin addict.

Briggs

Jack: Whatever you saw or you think you saw, you can't tell Chuck.
Blair: Of course I'm going to tell him. He has a right to know. And there's nothing you can do that will make me change my mind!
Jack: This isn't about me. Do you realize how many people get hurt if this gets out? You need to go. You've already complicated things enough by being here. This whole thing was supposed to go off without a hitch. You better hope it still does.

It's not how you start. It's how you finish.

Eric

I hope you're not counting on your grandpa to give you back up. We might need to take him to hell slightly before his time.

Carter (to Raylan)

Dottie: You don't sugarcoat things, do you?
Abigail: I believe people need to hear the truth.

Oh, it's gonna go smoothly. I've been praying for that all this time.

Annette

Bishop: Excuse me. Hey, I said excuse me.
Jake: Is there a problem, sir?
Murderer: I don't know, is there?
Jake: I heard my wife say "excuse me", just now. Doesn't that get an "excuse me" in return?
Bishop: It's all right. Some people just have better manners than others.
Dobbs: It's okay, miss. Your husband's right. My bad.

See, I love this, all the ingredients you need for a gourmet meal in a box.

Elizabeth

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt