Top Rated Quotes (Page 9)

Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cootes: Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Do you know what a golden shower is?
Roscoe: When it's sunny and it rains?
Monica: Oh that's magical.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank [to Lip]: The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lady Grantham: I'm an American. I don't share your English hatred of comfort.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lanie: You two are a walking fairytale.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: That's the stuff dreams are made of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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