Popular Quotes
Holy pickle dicks!
Ash
After what we just shared, you would rather stuff chicken into your mouth than lay with your beautiful girlfriend/fiancee?
Amber
Dal: Sometimes the hardest thing is to take a leap of faith.
Zero: You want us to jump? I do not think that option is logically sound.
Dal: In outer space, there is no sound.
Zero: Your rebuttal is correct but nonsense.
Olivia: I'm working. I'm gladiating.
Quinn: You're getting your expensive pants dirty. What are you doing here?
Perhaps he does not need me as he means to wed his mother.
Lizzie [about Henry, after hearing Margaret of Anjou has taken the Queen's rooms]
Amelia: Hey um, just confirming, we can't-
Mike: Relax, I'm not gonna say anything, although I don't know why, we're both single and consenting. Ginny's a big girl.
Amelia: She still carries your rookie card and had your poster on her wall.
Mike: Really? She had me on her wall?
Policeman: Well, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll look into it and, uh, we'll let you know if we find anything.
Jerry: Do you ever find anything?
Policeman: No.
Take all the time you want. I'll be here.
Sam [to Annalise]
That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.
Henry
Ken Keller's not going to die. Not on my floor and not in my sweats.
Hank
I'm in Lambert-St. Louis and I can see the Arch from here. No wait, that's a half burned down McDonald's.
Carol
Who knew what a treasure awaited on Redemption Island?
Matt