Stamets: I've already determined the location of the ruptured relay.
Reno: Great. Let's go.
Stamets: That wasn't an invitation. I can do this on my own.
Reno: Fine, then I'll just follow you for the witty repartee.

Raymond: They were going to arrest me regardless. They can't have us making noise, embarrass them while the president's in town.
Allison: I made it worse.
Raymond: No. No, no, no. You make things better. You make me better.

It's a party, mother. Not a drunken orgy.

Nicky

Bob Lee: I never brought danger to our family. Someone else always brought it to me.
Julie: I know. You're a clusterfuck magnet.

He's got things to do. Fate-of-the-galaxy-type things.

Admiral Pike

Kitty: I thought you were going to take it easy.
Robert: Oh that? Relax. That's ...
Kitty: Do you know what happens when you tell somebody to relax? It actually has the opposite effect. It's scientifically proven.

I just wanted to turn a wrench, make my mother's life a little easier. Like you.

Mason [to Rufus]

I don't want to ever see your parents again. I'm done!

Brittany

Angelus: Hello, lover. I wasn't sure you'd come.
Buffy: After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. Shouldn't you be out destroying the world right now, pulling the sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is?
Angelus: There's time enough. I wanted to say goodbye first. You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss.
Buffy: This is a beautiful moment we're having. Can we please fight?
Angelus: I didn't come here to fight.
Buffy: No?
Angelus: Gosh, I was hoping we can get back together. What do you think? Do we have a shot? Alright. We'll fight.

Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

Dr. Cox: Huh. I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show.
Dr. Kelso: I wonder what bothers you the most, is it that I saved his life, that he likes me as a person, I bet its how he respects me as a doctor. How does that taste? Bitter, hard to get down?

Gina: What the hell do you want?
Big Mo: Just hoping to talk to the man of the house.
Gina: He's indisposed.
Big Mo: Oh, that's too bad. Just curious to see if he'd given any more thought to my offer he rejected, but...
Gina: What offer?
Big Mo: Oh, he didn't tell you? I tried to sell him the club. Knew you'd want to get me off the block, but... guess it doesn't matter to him.
Gina: Excuse me.