Abby: There are photos, photos of the two of you together?
Bailey: He probably destroyed those. You heard them. I was their tenant. I think I wanted an excuse to see him one more time. Maybe that’s why I came to you to see if he’s hurting like I am. So selfish, right?
Abby: Not really. You needed to know what you had was real.

Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?

Tina: Hey, Sean. Been a while.
Sean: Detective Boland. A little outside your jurisdiction, aren't you?
Tina: I'm not a cop tonight.

Harper: Hold up. You go to Key West and I go to North Dakota?
Abe: Can't be helped, Lieutenant. I have to be back in time to pick up DanI Hunt from school.

Man, try to hail a cab in Manhattan, am I right? Nope, no one's stopping for this.

Barney

I swear you so much as lay a hand on my son I'll kill you myself.

Victoria [to the Initiative]

They'll be coming for us.

Commander Lawrence

Human beings are hard-wired magical thinkers. You could have the most rational thinker and if their kid gets hurt they'll start praying.

Katie

I worry about you.

Sara

This office is the only investigative unit required by the California Constitution. Do you know why? Because police officers are infused with the power of the state. The power to take a life in pursuit of justice. Power that is all too easily abused and yet at every turn cops like you look at us like the enemy, the Rat Squad. How the hell do you expect me to root out problem cops when I’m sabotaged at every turn?

Commander West

Nurse: Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathing.
Troy: Haha! Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly?

Delivery Man: You Miss Geller?
Phoebe: Okay.
Delivery Man: Sign here.
Phoebe: Do I have a middle name? (Looks at Joey who makes an "I don't know" face) All right. Monica Felula Geller.