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Recently, camp's changed. All it takes is one bad dude to infect a place as special as Three Rock. The truth is, that bad due is me. I relapsed here at camp, and it snowballed. There is no one else to blame. I alone take full responsibility.
Bode
Kanan: That song was just a story Famous was telling. Shits made up. Famous ain't in that life.
Davina: Yeah, but you are. I'll see you at school, Kanan.
Maslowe: [The bulletproof vest is damaged.] What happened to the last guy who wore this?
Pride: I shot him.
Cathi: We need a taxi.
Bill: Yea, it'd be better than running.
Adam: Rats.
Board member: Rats?
Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.
Ginger
Art: Those are some rough guys, Folsom. Watch your back.
Folsom: You know me, Art.
Art: I do. That's why I said that.
How about I turn that one-piece to a no-piece?
Chuck (to Serena)
I didn't know a friend's suicide attempt was a plus one event.
Valencia
Lexie: I thought you were operating on John Doe?
Mark: I already did. Right now I'm looking at houses. One has single fire place, which I like. This one has a back yard the size of Montana.
Lexie: Ahuh. You're buying a house?
Mark: Yeah.
Lexie: Right. Ah, ok.
Mark: I'm buying a house right now. It's a buyers market, and I'm buying a house.
Lexie: The only reason you're even talking about a house is to make me feel bad. You're trying to prove that you're moving on without me. So then I'll regret my decision and change my mind.
Mark: Ok, is this what women are doing when they say they're moving on?
Lexie: Yeah. They don't usually take out a home loan to do it. But...
Mark: Pathetic. Let me be clear, I'm moving on. I'm a better woman than you!
Tegan: What's going on? Did Keating accept the Governor's offer?
Emmett: She told you about that?
Tegan: I know everything that happens in this building. I also know what she wants. Just what we all want, to be wanted. Cuz we can't afford to lose her right now, especially when I'm out whoring myself for diet pill money. So beg her to stay, even if that means getting down on your hands and knees, cuz that woman's not gonna stand for anything else. And honestly, I kind of love her for that.
JJ: Did you ever suspect this? Maybe before you were even married?
Mrs. Cowles: I used to work in this retail store. Clothes, jewelry, that kind of thing. There was a storage room in the back. Real small. Frank would wait there for me while I closed up. This one time I went in the back and he was rubbing up against this mannikin. Its leg was gone. I freaked out but he said he was just trying to fix it. I didn't believe him. But I needed to - we were going to get married. I was young. I didn't even know wanting something like that could be a thing.