I just hope you don't think that this is like a date, date.

T.K.

Image inspires confidence; confidence breeds success. I just wish success brought a love in your work. But, I guess success is its own reward.

Dan

I'm an optimist, not an idiot.

Savannah

Archer: Well, so, um, well, you're the, um singer here.
Lana: Wow, and you must be an old gypsy woman.
Archer: Close, I'm a private investigator. I'm doing some work for your boss.
Lana: And apparently doing it with a fresh new take on the word, "private."

Mrs. Evans: Lily doesn't know any Diego.
Sonny: She does.

Russell: Are you the leader of your people or not?
Bellamy: She is. She can speak for us.

Let's get this bagged.

Keyshawn [to Gidget]

I'll let you know if I'll still be speaking to you after I read this book.

Kim

Ben: This isn't exactly fair.
Lindy: That I took your gun?
Ben: No. That I'm virtually naked and you're not.

Bev: What? I had sex. Is that so difficult to imagine?
Jackie: Not anymore. Now it's hard to stop imagining.

We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.

Peter

Bree: George, do you have an erection?
George: I'm sorry! You were blowing in my ear!
Bree: You have to get rid of it! There are children present!