Holly: A puppy? You bought me a puppy?
Tommy: Haven't you ever seen a movie? Puppies fix everything. You said you were lonely, so I got a bitch for my bitch.

Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.

We keep this up, we're all going to do big things this season.

Billy

He looks like Fred Flintstone.

Gary (about Big Easy in a little car)

Rosie, I need to know who did this.

Hornstock

Yeah, look, I’ve survived worse, I’ve cheated death a bunch, but… this is different. I thought it was over.

Gibbs

This evidence proves beyond a doubt, that the ships that destroyed the Donnager were built at the Busch Naval Shipyard. They were built by Earth.

Johnson

Dennis: [after witnessing Mac kiss his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh...
Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for you to see that.
Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!
Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are you gonna do? Punch him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little?
Dennis: I was gonna...
Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Damon

When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push shit!

Miranda

I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."

Chandler

Ian: Look, I am perfectly aware of the risks of this surgery, so I know that I may not get off that OR table. You got the best of me and none of the bad. I am so proud of you, and I always have been. You are the child of my heart, and if I haven't said it enough, and I need to say it now. I love you.
Cade: Alright. Now go back to being a tough bastard and beat this thing.