Brad Goodman: Troy. This circle is you.
Troy McClure: My god! It's like you've known me all your life!

I'm hangry.

Dean

I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.

Patrick Jane

Monarch: I treat my captives as kings. You will be given the finest of accommodations.
Hank: Hey! Last time I was here you threw me in a stinky jail cell!
Monarch: You broke my heart, Hank...

What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?

Darryl [to Michael]

Gordon: I'm here to tell you that QuoVadis is willing to pay for Henry's medical bills, not a for a month, not for a year, but for his whole life.
Zoey: I don't believe you.
Gordon: I'll put it in writing.

Lulu: I was experiencing all this anxiety this week, and you know, starting college. And, you know, I’ve been with him every single minute and just everything. And, seriously, when I walked through the door and saw the space. Seriously, when I saw the space, it was just all gone.
Jonathan: Awww!
Lulu: And I know... You know what, I know that he’s going to be okay. [She sobs]
[Cut to confessional]
Bobby: Lulu: I was experiencing all this anxiety this week, and you know, starting college. And, you know, I’ve been with him every single minute and just everything. And, seriously, when I walked through the door and saw the space. Seriously, when I saw the space, it was just all gone.
Jonathan: Awww!
Lulu: And I know... You know what, I know that he’s going to be okay. [She sobs]
[Cut to confessional]
Bobby: I know when I get a good tear, it’s legit.

Thank you Julian, for your belief in me, for always encouraging me to go after what I want.

Marti

Tom: I left home because I was confused between justice and revenge.
Cali: And now?
Tom: I want both.

The Italians call them Strega. The Yoruba of West Africa call them Aje, meaning mother. Where my mother was from they called them Hexa, and here, we call them witch.

Elijah

Elliot, wait! Elliot, you did your flirty manipulation thing in front of that guy in there, and now, well, he kinda thinks you're this despicable floozy ho excuse for a doctor!

Carla

Attendant: Would you care for some slippers?
Jerry: Sounds lovely! (To Tia) May I?
Tia: Please! (puts slippers on her)
Jerry: Why, It's a perfect fit. You must be Cinderella.