So do you think I'm gonna turn into, like, a, an old school Bela Lugosi type or maybe, like, a hip, sexy Twilight vampire with like the (puckers lips and makes kissy face) and, like, the cool hair or what?

Evan

I love you. I got you. I got you. You're not going to be alone.

Maggie

Creed: We're screwed.
Michael: Who is?
Creed: Us? You and me. The old timers.
Michael: I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred.
Creed: You're over 40, that's the cut off. Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. New system. Youth. I'm telling you this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.

Alison: What am I asking?
Jenny: Ask if the CT scan showed any broken bones.
Alison: Of course it did. Did you see his legs?
Jenny: Yeah, not just legs. His arms, ribs, uh, pelvis. Got it! Our UFO lady might be right. I think our body fell from the sky.

Brianna: You want to go back, don't you? You're ready.
Roger: Who knows? Maybe I want Jamie to part of the Tufty Club.
Brianna: There are plenty of squirrels here. We could pick one, name it Tufty. Done! Welcome to the club. Look. Maybe we should be glad. Jem doesn't need road safety here. At least we know he'll never be hurt in a car accident.
Roger: Brianna.
Brianna: Our family is here.
Roger: You and Jemmy are my family. James Fraser is my colonel.
Brianna: And what about mama?
Roger: You don't want to leave them.

You know Watson, I take it all back. I'm beginning to find the chat that accompanying your companionship extremely useful. It's like white noise. It puts me in a state where I think and obverse better.

Sherlock

Richie: Kill them all one by one, and we're in. Do your part, brother.
Seth: No, we are not killers. We pull down scores and that's it.

(Lynette offers to go for custody of Kayla.)
Tom: I never thought you'd want a fifth kid.
Lynette: I don't, and I didn't want the first four, but they're starting to grow on me.

Ravi: Buckshot three times. Detective Benedetto didn't just die he, died hard.
Liv: My expert medical opinion is that he died hard too. It's such beautiful weather today, would you say?
Ravi: Yes, it's a good day to ... die hard.
Clive: Are you two done?

You are a perfect fit for Clark. You inspire him.

Martha (to Lois)

Don't let that joker or anybody else take tonight away from you [Sadie]. You're here. It's because you deserve to be here.

Luke

Those cornrows are the only thing I'm guilty of.

Jesse