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Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

Leslie

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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

My ex-wife Tammy likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing OK. And if I am, she tries to [expletive] everything up.

Ron

Jack Cooper: It appears you have an overdue book.
Ron: Oh, do I?
Jack Cooper: It's Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micropenis.
Ron: Tammy.

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