Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

Cartman

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Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman