Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe ...

Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did everyone get sooooo cynical?

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 9: "Double Date"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 9 Quotes

The only time you should care about a woman's age is if she is too young for you. And I am not robbing the cradle. If anything, I am robbing the grave.

Michael

As I watched Pam's big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And... I'm happy and I'm rich and I never die. That doesn't sound like much, but it's enough for me.

Michael
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