Can't we tell them your mother died? Peter, I'm not gonna lie ...

Peter: Can't we tell them your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that!
Peter: Fine, I'll kill your mother. When did Christmas have to get so complicated?


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16: "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious, the sailor. Then again, he was never meant to be funny

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