Chuck: I'm a funny guy
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good cause I'm not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh plenty, believe me.
Chuck: And I was thinking either she's either a cannibal or she's really not that funny... and I was pulling for cannibal because I've never met one before.
Sarah: uhh... not a cannibal


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Characters:
Chuck Bartowski, Sarah Walker
Episode:
Chuck Season 1 Episode 1: "Chuck Versus the Intersect"
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Chuck
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Chuck Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!

Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes