Season 1, Episode 18: "Basic Genealogy"
Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...Troy:... pies.
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Season 1, Episode 17: "Physical Education"
Troy: Abed, what are you doing?Abed: Being myself.
Troy: Go be yourself by Jenny.
Abed: I wouldn't go over there.
Pierce: How do you know that?
Abed: A lifetime of observation mostly.
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Season 1, Episode 16: "Communication Studies"
Abed: Do you like Britta?Jeff: Sure, who doesn't?
Abed: Over half the people that meet her.
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Abed: The kid's gonna be a star, he's a young "the asian guy from Lost."
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Abed: One Papa John's commercial and he thinks he's Christian Bale.
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Season 1, Episode 15: "Romantic Expressionism"
Abed: When you guys first came in we were as wholesome and healthy as the family in The Brady Bunch. And now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of The Brady Bunch.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 14: "Interpretive Dance"
Annie: I'd like to have a preliminary pow-wow, or prelimawow, about what I'm calling our library's back-door conumdrum.Abed: Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet.
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Season 1, Episode 13: "Investigative Journalism"
Abed: I'm so happy I just peed a little.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 12: "Comparative Religion"
Britta: Then you move to Vermont...Troy: I'm sick of you saying that fighting is gay.
Abed: You know she has a point, in boxing you fight with a purse and a belt.
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Troy: You're pretty big dude, I bet you have some moves.
Jeff: Yeah I got some theories.
Abed: You've never been in a fight?
Jeff: Technically no. I guess I'm too charming and likeable. Call me a name.
Troy: I can't...
Pierce: You're telling me you've never been punched in the face?
Jeff: No, thank god. This is the money maker.
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