Abed Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"
Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, reassuring, non-robotic voice. We're not gonna make it to the hospital.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Paradigms of Human Memory"
Abed: I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 101
