Abed Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 19: "Curriculum Unavailable"
Abed: We couldn't have been expelled by the real dean; he loves us.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Course Listing Unavailable"
Abed: We're together, that makes this the perfect timeline.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Basic Lupine Urology"
Abed: We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virtual Systems Analysis"
Abed: Running scenarios? Careful now, you're starting to sound like Abed.
Annie: So I probably shouldn't say things like star wards, zardas, cougartown cool cool cool pop culture pop culture, I'm on a tvshow
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie: You don't have a patent on being a control freak Abed.
Abed: I sorta do.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
Abed: Annie subdue your guest.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: I need help reacting to something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Documentary Filmmaking"
Abed: Some flies are too awesome for the wall.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Advanced Gay"
Abed: Pierce's positrons have bee negatized creating anti-Pierce.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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