Abed Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Paradigms of Human Memory"
Abed: I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Competitive Wine Tasting"
Abed: Britta is attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "Critical Film Studies"
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "Political Developments & Uncivil Disobedience"
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
SS Agent: Is there a specific reason you had to repeat the first grade?
Abed: From what I'm told, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the see-saw, and I always found the distinction between duck and goose to be arbitrary.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
SS Agent: I could issue a warning for this bootleg of "The Last Airbender."
Abed: Where were you a week ago?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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