Abed Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 6: "Epidemiology"
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
Abed: Dear God, my movie is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life... I've got a real 'Snakes on a Plane' brewing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: He was like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed: Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Basic Rocket Science"
Abed: Here. Right next to the truck stop with three thumbs.
Pelton: Those aren't thumbs.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Accounting for Lawyers"
Abed: I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Anthropology 101"
Abed [to Jeff]: TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules. And likable leading men... We have you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: I'm hoping we can move away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "English as a Second Language"
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Modern Warfare"
Abed: Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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