Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.

Adam: This is an album, right here, OK? Joni knows how to lift you up and tear you down all at once. We're gonna have to skip the song right after this one 'cause it makes me cry.
Drew: Really?
Adam: Yeah.

Adam: Hi Honey. You look very beautiful.
Kristina: I look like I should be offering you peanuts and an in-flight magazine, don't you think?

Sarah: Hey, can I work here? The WiFi's out in my building.
Adam: Wow. You need to get a new Super.
Sarah: I knew you were gonna say that.

I was selfish. I was just sick of sharing you with cancer, and everyone else. I just wanted you to myself for a while.

Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Adam: What?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?

Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.

Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!

Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.

Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Adam: Tea.

Sarah: We were in the dark room. We were developing...
Adam: The dark room? What? Are you in seventh grade?

No, I don't want tea. Why does everybody keep asking me if I want tes? Since when have I been a tea drinker? I hate tea!

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.

Adam [to Amber]

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes