Parenthood

Adam Braverman Quotes (Page 4)

Crosby: On the topic of your hipness, do you think on Friday you can go untucked, maybe drop a button or so. Just hip it up a little.
Adam: Hip it up.
Crosby: Well, you don't want to go in there looking like a tax auditor.
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Adam: Brother, we are officially in business.
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Adam: You know I see what's going to happen here. You're not going to call her and then you're going to ruin The Pancake House for me. Like I don't have enough problems already.
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Max: Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?
Adam: No, Max, I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's. Never.
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Adam: The prom is a parent and school sanctioned club med for teenagers!
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Adam [to Crosby]: I'm busy trying to look after my son, trying to look after my family. You're not even on my radar!
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Adam: I'm not interested in memorizing a bunch of facts that have been polished up to make it look like he's won something.
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Adam [to Crosby]: Mom asked you to call everyone to dinner, will you do it? Seriously, you are such a disappointment. I don't know why you're her favorite.
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Adam [to Amber]: Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.
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Crosby: What about you Adam, have you ever used my home as a cheap hourly motel?
Adam: Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have!
Crosby: Little did I know I was living on a floating brothel.
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