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Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?

Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.

Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!

Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!

Listen to me. Don't worry about my family here, ever. We are business partners here and you just gotta go in there and make good music. Kick ass.

Yeah, awesome. You were shreddin it, burnin like a torch.

I'm wearing a bulldog necklace Crosby! Will you just go to house and get me some clothes!?

Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.

I know it's a little Dim Sum, but it's clean.

Crosby: On the topic of your hipness, do you think on Friday you can go untucked, maybe drop a button or so. Just hip it up a little.
Adam: Hip it up.
Crosby: Well, you don't want to go in there looking like a tax auditor.

Brother, we are officially in business.

You know I see what's going to happen here. You're not going to call her and then you're going to ruin The Pancake House for me. Like I don't have enough problems already.

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