Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.

Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?

Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.

Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!

Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!

Listen to me. Don't worry about my family here, ever. We are business partners here and you just gotta go in there and make good music. Kick ass.

Yeah, awesome. You were shreddin it, burnin like a torch.

I'm wearing a bulldog necklace Crosby! Will you just go to house and get me some clothes!?

Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.

I know it's a little Dim Sum, but it's clean.

Crosby: On the topic of your hipness, do you think on Friday you can go untucked, maybe drop a button or so. Just hip it up a little.
Adam: Hip it up.
Crosby: Well, you don't want to go in there looking like a tax auditor.

Brother, we are officially in business.

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Adam: What if you die, Dad. What am I going to do them?
Zeek: If I die, you take my ashes and you scatter them over center field at Marine park and then play a game of baseball over me, because I'm going out on my terms.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes