I am very proud of you, not just because you won but because of how you conducted yourself. Alright, mostly because you won.

Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!

Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?

Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.

Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.

Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.

I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.

Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.

Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.

Adam: So I'm just going to say that felt like the real deal. I'm right?
Kristina: Yep, your right!

Parenthood Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes