Addison Shepherd Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All"
ADDISON: [after hearing Preston's vows] "I think I speak for ever woman here when I say... Dump her. Dump Yang and marry me."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
ADDISON: "You want Ava."
ALEX: "She's not Ava anymore. She's Rebecca and I barely know her."
ADDISON: [pauses] "Look at me. Look at me! You suck. To me, you suck. I kind of hate you. But Alex, you do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want. And this I know. Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could change your life. No matter what her name is, she'll always be Ava to you."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
ADDISON: "I always find it confusing. If you know the bride AND the groom, which side do you sit on?"
ALEX: "I just try to find the hottest chick in the room and sit by her."
ADDISON: "Stop."
ALEX: "Do you want to ditch the reception and grab a drink?"
ADDISON: "Stop it. You don't want me."
ALEX: "Maybe I do."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "Testing 1-2-3"
MARK: "The bachelor party was short handed. Which explains why I'm here."
ADDISON: "I'm the only woman here. Am I supposed to the be the entertainment? Because I'm not stripping."
DEREK: "That's all right, we've all seen it before."
MARK: "True."
PRESTON: "I haven't."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
ADDISON: "I am being stalked by pregnant women."
CALLIE: "You're an obstetrician."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
ADDISON: "It's a great time. Don't let me and my fossilized eggs discourage you."
CALLIE: "We're gonna be friends still if I get pregnant?"
ADDISON: [smiles] "Absolutely not!"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life"
ADDISON: "What are you doing?"
PETE: "I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to kiss you with tongue. I’m going kiss you so you feel it. Okay?"
ADDISON: "Okay."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
ADDISON: [to Pete] "It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
SAM: "Hey... you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won´t talk about it."
SAM: "Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on her side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet."
ADDISON: [smiles] "I even missed you."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheated… you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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