Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCAddison Shepherd Quotes
MARK: "I don't want to adjust."
ADDISON: "Then go home."
MARK: "If you'd had the baby, we'd be together in New York right now; it wouldn't be raining and even if it was, we wouldn't care because we'd be together. We'd be together. And I'd have a family instead of walking pneumonia and an ex-best friend who hates me."
ADDISON: "You didn't want to raise a child, Mark. You just wanted to trump Derek, and to win."
MARK: "Don't make this my fault. You didn't want a baby."
ADDISON: "No, I did want a baby, Mark! I just didn't want a baby with you."
ALEX: "The vanilla latte? I did that on purpose."
ADDISON: "Why?"
ALEX: "Because he was rude to you."
[they stare at each other, lean in and almost kiss, but are interrupted at the last second by a nurse]
ALEX: "I'm um sorry."
ADDISON: "Don't worry, I'm sorry. Gosh, I'm sorry."
ALEX: "No, I'm okay. I'm just er, gonna-"
ADDISON: "Yeah okay. Yeah."
ADDISON: "Mark, I'm sorry you're hurting."
MARK: "You're sorry I'm hurting or you're sorry?"
ADDISON: "If you say something wrong, then you apologize."
PRESTON: "I didn't do anything wrong."
ADDISON: "Did she?"
PRESTON: "She doesn't seem to think so."
ADDISON: "That's pathetic."
MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
MARK: "Do you like wasting my time? Is it fun for you?"
ALEX: "No, sir."
MARK: "Then get it right."
ADDISON: "Do you like abusing interns? Is it fun for you?"
MARK: "Yes, it is. And in case you've forgotten, you don't get to high-horse me this week, Addison. Not this week." [leaves]
ALEX: "He's an ass."
ADDISON: "Not this week."
ADDISON: "You're a decent guy, Alex. I'd hate to see Sloan beat that out of you. Anyway."
ALEX: [long pause] "Yeah, thanks."
JANELLE: "The doctors... hot men... they're all really hot... they are, aren't they? It's not just cause I'm wearing a plate glass window?"
ADDISON: "Nope, they're man candy."
JANELLE: "Good..."
RICHARD: "I've been visiting Ellis Grey. I work, I visit Ellis, that's my day. I make time for Ellis, I don't make time for Adele. Stop... helping me! Look, I miss my wife. I want her back. I don't want my marriage to be over.
ADDISON: "Richard, your marriage isn't over until you decide it is. Until you decide that the sacrifice just isn't worth it."
DEREK: "We think you're depressed."
RICHARD: "Both of you?"
DEREK & ADDISON: "Yes."
RICHARD: "Well, for the two of you to agree on something I must be damn near suicidal."
ADDISON: "Hey!"
DEREK: "Hey!"
ADDISON: "This civil and mature thing, how far does it go?"
DEREK: "Mmm... meaning what?"
ADDISON: "Meaning, is it pleasentries in the hallway, or do we actually interact?"
DEREK: "Hmm. I don't know. That sounds drastic."
ADDISON: "So, I'm still wearing your rings. I think they're stuck."
DEREK: "Have you tried soap? I hear it's good and slippery."
ADDISON: "You are a very strange person, Derek."
DEREK: "I'm just bright and shiny, Addison. Bright and shiny!"
