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DEREK: "Hey! Good Morning Addison!"
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
DEREK: "It's a greeting. Used in civilized cultures by their civilized inhabitants."
ADDISON: "You're smiling."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's called happiness. I understand why you wouldn't recognize it."
ADDISON: "Woah, woah, woah, wait, wait wait. We're, uh, being mature about this."
DEREK: "Yes, we are going to peacefully coexist in this hospital. Unless you've reconsidered moving back to New York. [pauses] Okay then, we will peacefully coexist."
ADDISON: "Interesting."

ADDISON: "Did you see that?"
ADDISON: "Sloan. He's using his interns to pick up his dry cleaning, and his lunch!"
RICHARD: [leaves] "I've got to do an endoscopy."

ADDISON: "What is this?"
MARK: "Lunch. Want my pickle?"

CALLIE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: [sobbing] "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm good."
CALLIE: "Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it but I'll be really pissed because I don't know you that well."

ADDISON: "Ted, Jamie... I need to talk to you. About the baby."
TED: "Dr. Montgomery..."
JAMIE: "You have to say it. I won't believe it, unless you say it. You have to say it."

ADDISON: "They are a happy couple. Look at them. They love each other. They should have everything. Happy people should have happy things happen to them... I better go tell them."
CALLIE: "Wait. The moment you tell them, they won't be happy anymore.. Give them a few more minutes. Let them be happy. A few more minutes."

RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]

GEORGE: "Noelle was born with two uteruses. Uteri."
ADDISON: "Uteruses."
GEORGE: "Uteruses."

"I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to my patient's fianceé."

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