Grey's Anatomy

Addison Shepherd Quotes (Page 9)

ADDISON: "I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to my patient's fianceé."
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MARK: "At least now you don't have to feel guilty anymore."
ADDISON: "Shut up."
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ADDISON: "Well it seems that your IUD has dislodged from your uterus, hooked onto your husband's piercing and is embedded in your vaginal wall."
JENNIFER: "Did she say piercing?"
MEREDITH: "Daughter."
ADDISON: "Perfect."
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IZZIE: "Hey, you're Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepard right? That's a lot of names, a lot of rich sounding names. You're rich, right? That's rude. That's a rude question. It's just that I'm rich now too."
GEORGE: "You're not rich until you deposit that check."
IZZIE: "Do you ever feel guilty?"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry?"
IZZIE: "Being rich. 'Cause I have all this money now and I don't really feel like I did anything to deserve it. And I can't really talk to my friends about it because... they're all so poor."
GEORGE: "Standing right here, Izzie."
ADDISON: "Deposit the check, Stevens. Just start there okay? And um, the guilt will wear itself out."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

DEREK: "You know what I like? I like that we're civilized. We're these adult grown-up people who can be divorced and friendly. We deserve a medal."
ADDISON: "It wasn't a one night stand."
DEREK: "What?"
ADDISON: "Mark and I, it wasn't a one-night stand. I was in love with him. Or at least I thought I was. After you left, we lived together for two months. I wanted to believe that we could make it work, that I hadn't thrown my marriage away, that I hadn't thrown my life away on a fling. But he's Mark, and, well, I caught him with someone else, and then Richard called. We both had relationships with other people. We're both equally liable for everything, so please... take the brownstone."
DEREK: [pauses] "All I want is Seattle. I want Seattle and want never to see you again."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

COUNSELOR: "Derek says that neither of you brought any assets into the marriage."
ADDISON: "I had my trust fund, and a sparkling personality... uh, and a futon couch."
DEREK: "Yes, Addison had a very ugly, very heavy futon couch."
ADDISON: "Whatever happened to that couch?"
DEREK: "We gave it to Mark. She can have him."
ADDISON: "I don't want him."
DEREK: "Well that's settled. What else?"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [on painkillers] "I'm trying to choose between two men."
ADDISON: [turns to leave] "Okay. Well. Good luck with that!"
MEREDITH: "How did you know Derek was the one?"
ADDISON: "Excuse me?"
MEREDITH: "I know you hate me and you don't owe me anything. Nothing. No... What was I saying-"
ADDISON: "Derek."
MEREDITH: "Right, I want him to be the one. But I would know if he was the one, right? You knew, right?"
ADDISON: "You don't... I didn't. I didn't know. It's just... Derek's the kinda guy I just knew wouldn't hurt me. Not on purpose anyway. Not the way I hurt him."
MEREDITH: "He hurt me, when he chose you."
ADDISON: [sighs] "I should have let him go. I should have stepped aside, been a better person. I should've a lot of things."
MEREDITH: "Me too, a lot of things."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Karev! As of now you are officially off my service, but for what it's worth, I think you are going to miss me."
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "How come we never talked like this before?"
ADDISON: "The only reason I am talking like this now is because I know that you won't remember a single word of this once the drugs wear off."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Since when do you 'get out?'"
ADDISON: "Clearly, I'm not myself today."
MIRANDA: "Never would have figured Mark Sloan to be your type."
ADDISON: "He's not... he's not... What is he doing here? He's not supposed to be here. I can't have him here, I can't. He's supposed to be in New York. I can't function with him here. I'm a professional here, people respect me here, but when he's here I'm just... I'm..."
MIRANDA: "A woman who gets the hots for man candy and cheats on her husband."
ADDISON: "That is rude. And unkind. And completely true. And oh my God, what am I gonna do?"
MIRANDA: "For starters, you can keep your knees closed in his presence."
ADDISON: "Miranda!"
MIRANDA: "You asked. And also, you can remember, that no man, not Derek, not Mark, defines who you are."
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