Popular Adriana La Cerva Quotes
Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.
(about Tony) Him with those ducks.
Carmela
(on Tony) I thought therapy was going to clear up the fucking freak show in his head.
Carmela
Carmela: I was thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week.
Father Phil: That new print is great, huh?
Carmela: You know when Bogie says: "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world why did you have to pick mine." Of all the finook priests in the world, why did I have to get the one who's straight?
(to Father Phil) Is there a commandment against eating ziti?
Carmela
(at confession) I have forsaken what is right for what is easy. Allowing what I know is evil in my house. Allowing my children...Oh my God my sweet children to be a part of it because I wanted things for them; a better life, good schools. I wanted this house. I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. I'm ashamed. My husband, I think he has committed horrible acts. I think he has... you know all about him Father Phil. I'm the same. I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. I've got a bad feeling. It's just a matter of time before God compensates me with outrage for my sins.
Carmela
Father Phil: You know what's remarkable? If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up, it only amounts to two hours of talk.
Carmela: No. No, but wait. I heard the same thing about The Beatles. Except it was, if you add up all their songs it only comes to ten hours.
Carmela: Tony hates building fires. Here we have this beautiful fireplace and those same three logs have been in there since Lincoln split them.
Father Phil: Fear of fire. A good deterrent to keep him out of hell.
Carmela: Maybe there is hope for him.
(to Tony) I feel like I'm someone you've chosen to procreate with.
Carmela
[A.J.] stole from the church. They don't make them any lower than that.
Carmela
You'd hit somebody who's sick? You'd hit somebody with polio?
Carmela
(to Tony) What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die.
Carmela
