The only thing wrong with that girl is that she's not you.

Naomi [reacting to Navid & Liam's fistfight]: Oh my God...did that really just happen?
Adrianna: I know. Love really screws people up, doesn't it?

How is nearly having a stroke okay?

I'd rather have a job kissing Kim Kardashian's ass than ever work with you again.

I don't even know if I want to have a relationship with you.

You are not going to raise my daughter, Silver!

It's never too late to get it all back.

Being a pregnant teenager when it just ruins your life and doesn't get you a reality show?

Adrianna [reacting to Navid listening to country music]: Are you kidding me?
Navid: It's strangely soothing.

: If you Googled me, you'd crap yourself.

It is not right for someone to stew in their sadness like this!

Adrianna: It's all about playing the game.
Dixon: What's the game? Trying to get in your pants?

90210 Quotes

It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.

Naomi