This is what it's all about. Our experiment. I mean, what's more human than a guy standing up for a guy at his best friend's wedding?
Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!
Aidan: Okay. Things got really real between us really fast and I completely freaked out. It's been a long time since I have been with someone like you.
Kat: Alarmingly direct.
Aidan: And grounded, and smart and special. Will you be my date to my best friend's wedding?
Kat: As long as you acknowledge that this further accelerates our relationship at an abnormally rapid pace.
Aidan: It's a deal.
Why is it I'm less surprised about your mastery of Jewish wedding tradition than I am of someone else cooking food in my kitchen?
The first rule of vampires? Do not talk about vampires. Okay?
Sally: I think you're backed up.
Aidan: Backed up?
Sally: Sexually. When was the last time you broke off a piece for yourself?
I'm sorry. Sally, are you going to do this? Are you going to eat live flesh to survive?
Aidan: Liam expected me to die, and now that I haven't...
Josh: No, I'm not going to let him anywhere near you.
Nora: Neither will I.
Josh: It was you beating the infection, that's what that was.
Sally: I didn't think dead people could do that.
Aidan: Yeah, neither did I.
Did you just equate me and Nora with your parents?!
I am a killer. At my core, that's what I am, and I have to fight against that every day.
Kenny. Why don't you just wear a space suit? Boy In The Plastic Bubble. John Travolta. Oh, and there was that Seinfeld episode. I sure learned a ton...